Rachel
Once there was a wicked witch
In the lovely land of oz
And a wickeder, wickeder,
Wickeder witch that never, ever was

Kurt
She filled the folks in munchkin land
With terror and with dread
Till one fine day from Kansas

Both
A house fell on her head
And the coroner pronounced her: dead

Rachel
And through the town the joyous news went running
The joyous news that the wicked old witch
Was finally done in
Ding-dong! the witch is dead!

Kurt
Which old witch?

Rachel
The wicked witch

Kurt
Oh!

Rachel
Ding-dong! the wicked witch is dead!
Wake up you sleepy head

Kurt
Rub your eyes

Rachel
Get out of that bed
Wake up! the wicked old witch is dead!

Both
She's gone where the goblins go
Below, below, below - yo-ho!
Let's open up and sing

Rachel
And ring those bells out...

Kurt
Sing the news out!

Rachel
Ding-dong! the merry-o
Sing it high and sing it low
Let them know the wicked old witch is dead

Kurt
Why everyone's glad
She took such a crownin'

Rachel
Bein' hit by a house
Is even worse than drownin'

Both
Let them know the wicked old witch is dead!!!