He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot He'll eat you with his taters and his greens He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot 'Cause to Bigfoot you're a fleshy tangerine (Oh, no!) He goes barefoot so he's always free to stomp ya He carries a big stick so he can whomp ya Sharpens up those teeth so he can chomp ya So I think you better flee 'cause I'm telling you that he's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot He bathes in the water that you drink Yuck! He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot So watch out 'cause he's closer than you think Boo!