If I had a troubled mind I’d lay these pigs to rest in my pillow If I had a troubled mind I’d love to get your opinion of it If I had a troubled mind I’d sell you quicker than the world would If I had a troubled mind I’d use my age as my excuse But there was something lovely that we goddamn near stumbled across And I swear for moment there that you all seemed so genuine And if you’ve got a bone to pick man I’m here standing cuz I’m not one of you I think it’s comical you hide And if you’ve got some words for me Well call the troops God forbid you speak whatever’s on your troubled mind If I had a troubled mind I’d lose myself in paint and pencil If I had a troubled mind I’d name my burdens wife and home If I had a troubled mind you would never see it coming If I had a million friends I’d lose the ones that voice opinions What’s on your troubled mind